MISCELLANEA!!!!!!

MISCELLANEA!!!!!!

 

 

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 LOLz...................

  Don't mess with Lawyers....

LAWYERS !  you will love this !!!!!!!!!!

 
 
A lawyer defending a man  accused of burglary tried this creative defence:

 "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offence committed by his limb."

"Well put," the judge replied.
 
"Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to 5 year's mprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." 

The defendant smiled.

 With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the  bench, and walked out. ...Don't mess with Lawyers....

2) If Priyanka Chopra (PC) was our finance Minister!!!! 

Union Budget, 2013  Highlights

1) all year sales on fresh stocks
2) national holidays on kitty days

3) no import duty on diamonds 
4) designer bags available on ration card
5) 2 maids free on every child
6) 1 gift mandatory from hubby per day
7) Waking women before 11.50 am would be a punishable law

8) calls to moms would be free gift from telephone authority of india
9) All scientists would be diverted to develop medicine to reduce all body fat in a minute

10) Cosmetic companies would sell products on no loss no profit basis with regular supply of free samples
11) Around the world trip mandatory on every women's birthday =))

3)   WATCH THIS HILARIOUS VIDEO

 

CREDIT TO SARDARJIs!!! Did You Know... Sikhs contribute: * 33% of total income tax * 67% of total charities * 45% of Indian Army * 59,000++ Gurudwaras serve LANGAR to 5,900,000+ people everyday! All this when THEY make only 1.4% of the total INDIAN POPULATION. Please Read This interesting Story We all love Sardar jokes. But do you know that Sikhs are one of the hardest working, prosperous and diversified communities in the world! My friend told me about the following incident which I wish to share with you. It has had a deep impact on my thinking. During the last vacation, a few friends came to Kolkata. They rented a taxi for local sight-seeing. The driver was an old Sardar and boys being boys, these pals began cracking Sardarji jokes, just to tease the old man. But to their surprise, the fellow remained unperturbed.. At the end of the sight-seeing, they paid the cab hire charges. The Sardar returned the change, but he gave each one of them one rupee extra andsaid,''Sons, since morning you have been telling Sardarji jokes. I listened to them all and let me tell you, some of them were in bad taste. Still, I don't mind coz I know that you are young blood and are yet to see the world. But I have one request. I am giving you one rupee each. Give it to the first Sardar beggar that you come across in this or any other city!!!" My friend continued, "That one rupee coin is still with me. I couldn't find a single Sardar begging anywhere." MORAL: The secret behind their universal success is their willingness to do any job with utmost dedication and pride. A Sardar will drive a truck or set up a roadside garage or a dhaba, run a fruit juice stall, take up small time carpentry, ... but he will never beg on the streets*